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<urlset xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xmlns="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9" xmlns:image="http://www.google.com/schemas/sitemap-image/1.1" xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9 http://www.sitemaps.org/schemas/sitemap/0.9/sitemap.xsd"><url><loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/2016/08/29/6-mudds-women/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/mudds-women-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mudd's Women pic 4</image:title><image:caption>"Okay, fine. my moustache doesn't have women throwing themselves at me. Damn, this machine is good"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/mudds-women-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mudd's Women pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Don't look at me like that, I don't regret that No Man's Sky joke</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/mudds-women-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mudd's Women pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Well, hello there gorgeous lady, how's you like to OH GOD LOOK AT YOU YOU'RE HIDEOUS BLAAARGGHHHHARGH</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/mudds-women-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mudd's Women pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Hang on a minute, aren't you the baddie from Heroes?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/mudds-women-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mudd's Women featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-29T18:13:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/2016/08/24/4-the-naked-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/the-naked-time-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Naked Time pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Oh get a grip, ya big drip. I didn't hate it that much</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/the-naked-time-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Naked Time pic 2</image:title><image:caption>I'll be honest, I'd probably look a bit more concerned than these guys do</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/the-naked-time-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Naked Time pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"I'm afraid she's dead, sir. Also, she's made of plastic"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/the-naked-time-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Naked Time featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-31T13:17:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/2016/08/25/5-the-enemy-within/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/the-enemy-within-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Enemy Within pic 4</image:title><image:caption>And in an ironic turn of justice, it's the attempted sex offender who ends up being pinned down himself. Hooray! Um, expect he ends up becoming a part of Kirk so he's still sort of on the ship</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/the-enemy-within-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Enemy Within pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Oh, the 1960s, you questionable bastards</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/the-enemy-within-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Enemy Within pic 2</image:title><image:caption>You can tell he's evil because he drinks brandy like a prick</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/the-enemy-within-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Enemy Within pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"How did you get this fake tail to..." "Staples, Captain"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/the-enemy-within-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Enemy Within featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-31T13:21:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/2016/08/22/3-where-no-man-has-gone-before/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/where-no-man-has-gone-before-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where No Man Has Gone Before pic 3</image:title><image:caption>Look: he can make a cup float. Truly this man will become the death of humanty</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/where-no-man-has-gone-before-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where No Man Has Gone Before pic 2</image:title><image:caption>At least there's no "did Greedo shoot first" moment in Star Trek. It's pretty bloody obvious Kirk did it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/where-no-man-has-gone-before-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where No Man Has Gone Before pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"I know I said this turtleneck looked shocking but this is ridiculous"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/where-no-man-has-gone-before-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Where No Man Has Gone Before featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-25T10:39:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/2016/08/21/2-charlie-x/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/charlie-x-pic-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlie X pic 4</image:title><image:caption>But at least the ladies get a bit of shirtless action when the Shats goes taps aff</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/charlie-x-pic-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlie X pic 3</image:title><image:caption>"Checkmate" "Are you sure?" "I've no fucking clue pal"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/charlie-x-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlie X pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Spock plays a harp thing in this episode. I thought he was supposed to have no emotions though?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/charlie-x-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlie X pic 1</image:title><image:caption>"Take it, you fucking scum." (actual dialogue) (not really)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/charlie-x-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Charlie X featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-21T19:53:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/2016/08/20/star-trek-episode-1-the-man-trap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/the-man-trap-pic-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Man Trap pic 2</image:title><image:caption>Which is certainly a step down from 'Uhura's Potentially Overly Grabby Dream Man'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/the-man-trap-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Man Trap pic 1</image:title><image:caption>Well, this just won't do at all</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/the-man-trap-featured-pic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Man Trap featured pic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-25T12:17:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/2016/08/19/the-battleplan-episode-viewing-order/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/star-trek-discovery-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Star-Trek-Discovery-6</image:title><image:caption>If I make it all the way to Star Trek: Discovery I'll either be a massive Star Trek expert or a fucking husk of a man</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/search-for-spock.jpg</image:loc><image:title>search for spock</image:title><image:caption>I don't want to get ahead of myself but presumably in 'The Search For Spock' they end up finding him</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/3gor3ve.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3GOR3vE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/voyager.jpg</image:loc><image:title>voyager</image:title><image:caption>I have seriously no idea who any of these pricks are</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-31T13:09:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/2016/08/19/it-begins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/live-long-and-prosper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>live-long-and-prosper</image:title><image:caption>"NANU NANU"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/star-trek-tng-game.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star trek TNG game</image:title><image:caption>Hey, you never know, I might end up reviewing the games too</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/star-trek-laughing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star trek laughing</image:title><image:caption>I googled 'Star Trek' for this one too. I'm concerned that the lad on the left is in blackface. Hopefully it all makes sense and he's had an accident with some spaceship exhaust oil or something</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/startrek-gallery-07.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>I sure hope I eventually get to find out what they're looking at</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/me-doing-a-spock-thing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Me doing a Spock thing</image:title><image:caption>I sure hope I get to find out what he was looking at</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/star-trek-pic-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>star trek pic 1</image:title><image:caption>I don't know enough yet to properly illustrate this article so I just googled 'Star Trek' and this picture came up</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-19T01:20:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://startrekvirgin.com/about/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-19T01:05:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://startrekvirgin.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2016-08-31T13:21:43+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
